Good evening children.
Halloween is just a few days away, so I think it's getting time to tell you some scary stories to bring you in the right mood for this mystic night.
My first story is about the most evil thing in our food.
GLUTEN
If you don't know what that is, ask wikipedia ( -> Gluten )
A lot of food has a little sentence at the end of the ingridients list.
DOES NOT CONTAIN GLUTEN
So that means gluten are evil.
I think I have to explain this.
If it is worth to tell us that something doesn't contain gluten, it means that it wouldn't be good, if there were some. According to that and because the opposite of good is evil, gluten are evil. I think. *gg*
Now let me tell you about the scary thing that happened to me.
My sister brougth me a chees-corn snack. I was very happy about this. I really like chees.
But suddenly I recognized how evil they are!!!
There was a little warning on the backside, ( A very little warning!!!! ) telling me that there are gluten in it!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Gluten!
THE EVIL GLUTEN ARE GOING TO.....to.... to.................welll...........
..........give me a second...........
What are they going to do? During informing myself about gluten, I found out that there are gluten in a lot of food and if I don't have a genetical failure, they won't do anything.
So................
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GENETICAL FAILURE!!!!
...oh... sry................... I just wanted to panic again.
So I got nearly killed by a heartattack, because of a little warning on the backside of a chees-corn snack. I think that's really scary. *gg*
Now I have to say good night children. I wish you nice dreams and beware of the gluten-warnings!
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