What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do?

Äh... I don't know?

I love living in a world full of things that are so irrational! Let's talk about the Flying Spaghetti Monster! http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fliegendes_Spaghettimonster
I know a lot about religions, but this religion is probably the most funniest one I ever heard about! They believe in a Flying Spaghetti Monster and that the all the bad things that are happening, happen because there aren't enough active pirats on this planet anymore.

How cool is that? ... I guess nearly as cool as this: http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsichtbares_rosafarbenes_Einhorn