The Honk and the only real Dude

Ok. I think I have to explain.
First of all everything started as I called somebody a HONK. Just in this moment I realized that I don't really know what a HONK is.
So I asked the god of senseless information (the internet) whata HONK is.
And it shown an image. This one. A hairy brown ball with big green eyes.
So this is a Honk. Cool. or maybe not... ...who cares...


So. Now I have to tell you who the real dude is. Him->

Thanks for reading.